This is part of the book I'm currently working on with author Alice Clover of Alice Clover Stories for all those children out there with a wicked sense of humour!

This is what she says about her poem:

"In our society we expect girls to be all fluffy and pink and nice, but they fart and make all sorts of horrid smells.

This book is all about celebrating the stinkiness of Girls!

Private commission.

"Some girls fart when they're eating

And some whilst picking their nose

They sometimes fart picking flowers

Or whilst striking an elegant pose"

This book is available to buy from:

This website



WH Smith